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A right-wing commentator claimed there’s a ‘sense of terror hanging over the UK’, and the chinny reckon stretched from Land’s End to John o’ Groats

A culture wars commander-in-chief took issue with the welcome signs at Heathrow Airport and was brutally owned into next year

The French cybercrime police raided the Paris offices of X, and there’s enough schadenfreude to power the web – 23 top reactions

Lucy Connolly suggested people would be ‘offended’ by her Sunday roast and this A++ comeback was all gravy

Andrew Tate tried to clamber onto some sort of moral high ground over Epstein and was magnificently owned into next year

Somebody asked if it was okay ‘to use the same towel after a shower more than once’ and the replies revealed a disturbing range of hygiene habits

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Giles Coren has been taking down the trolls one Maga at a time after he cancelled his holiday to America and it’s really rather magnificent

Andrew Tate got his excuses in early for flying Delta Airlines and was mocked all the way to 40,000 feet

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Elon Musk called Michael O’Leary a ‘retarded twat’ and the Ryanair man’s A++ comeback was simply magnificent

Ryanair trolling Elon Musk was already good but the fury of these Musk superfans took it to a whole new level

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

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