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Jon Sopel was told not to believe everything he sees and his comeback was A++

14 favourite funny differences between Darth Vader and Donald Trump

21 pulp fiction books made even better with hilarious new titles (NSFW)

13 of the funniest and most brutal comebacks that went viral this week

Laurence Fox asked for any ‘dinghies returning back to the continent’ and this reply was A++

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

What could be better in October than a haunted house meme? 19 spooktacular examples

People enjoyed Greggs’ trolling of Kylian Mbappé after a Geordie fan said this about Newcastle’s Champions League win over PSG

It’s not been a great day for Laurence Fox who was arrested and lost his job at GB News – 13 smoking responses

Rishi Sunak’s wife Akshata Murty was his surprise warm-up act at the Tory conference – only 17 responses you need

Rishi Sunak is finally set to scrap the Manchester leg of HS2 – 17 first-class responses

Liz Truss has been stringing words together in public again – 17 favourite responses

Mail columnist Quentin Letts took aim at sweary protestors outside the Tory conference – 13 funniest put-downs

13 of the funniest and most brutal comebacks that went viral this week

Joe Lycett had the best response to the chaos engulfing GB News right now