Politics p.29

Kemi Badenoch told BBC Breakfast it was ‘simply not true’ their party conference hall was half empty and whoever hit the button marked ‘split screen’ take the rest of the week off

This Brummie shop owner’s taken enough of people putting flags up in his street and it’s a simply magnificent watch

The French prime minister has out-Trussed Liz by resigning after just 26 days – 23 favourite funny reactions

The Tories cocked up the spelling of ‘Britain’ on their freebie chocolate bar, if you were wondering how the patriotic party is getting on – 21 tasty takedowns

Donald Trump told the military he wants their help to ‘take care’ of the Democrats in a disturbing look into how he feels about anyone who disagrees with him

Donald Trump said Portland was burning to the ground and these 18 people who live there clapped back hard with proof that he’s full of it

Donald Trump claimed he was officially a better physical specimen than Barack Obama and these 15 burns sent him packing straight to ER

Donald Trump said he ‘gotta take a little credit’ for warning America before 9/11 and he was brutally fact checked into next year – 17 crushing comebacks

Kemi Badenoch’s Trump-loving Tory Party wants to introduce an ICE-style immigration body – 17 scathing responses

Gary Neville’s message about division was made all the more powerful by the people screaming that he shouldn’t have said it

Kemi Badenoch reminded Laura Kuenssberg that America, Australia and Canada are not in the European Convention on Human Rights, and Geography entered the chat

This Irish comedian’s tale of how the ‘grapefruit ladies’ of Dublin helped to battle apartheid in South Africa is absolutely incredible

Yanis Varoufakis’ diagnosis of what’s wrong with the Labour party has a lot of people nodding furiously in agreement

This US news anchor believes Donald Trump is showing signs of actually being “insane” – 12 responses that are of sound mind

Karoline Leavitt lacked the basic human decency to answer a question about hospital ERs and it’s a chilling glimpse of this Trump administration’s soul