US p.20

Donald Trump has been crowing about the cancellation of an award to Tom Hanks – 17 counterpoints to the presidential pettiness

Jeffrey Epstein’s estate has released the sleazy birthday message Donald Trump swore didn’t exist – 26 savage reactions

Fox News suffered ‘audio issues’ just as Donald Trump was booed at the US Open and it made the whole thing even funnier

A woman reporter asked Donald Trump a question he didn’t like and his outraged (and outrageous) response tells you all you need to know

The paved-over White House Rose Garden is now an exclusive club for Trump’s rich and powerful friends and sycophants – 23 no-star reviews

Maga Mike Johnson claimed Donald Trump was an FBI informant trying to take down Jeffrey Epstein, and the chinny reckon was visible from space

Donald Trump said the US lost some wars because the Department of Defense was a ‘wokey’ name, and these 19 takedowns nailed it

American football fans are furious their highlights channel now has commercials and this NFL reporter’s defence was absolutely savaged

LA Clippers’ Kawhi Leonard may have circumvented the NBA’s salary cap and the internet graced us with all the hysterical responses we needed

Pete Hegseth was asked the legal authority behind the US’s lethal airstrike on a boat in the Caribbean and his answer was a terrifying snapshot of the Trump regime in action

Robert F Kennedy’s utterly bizarre Senate appearance prompted no end of totally on-point mockery – make all these A++ responses avialable on prescription immediately

Donald Trump wants to rebrand the Department of Defence as the ‘Department of War’ – 17 totally on-point direct hits

Donald Trump said garden sprinklers would have stopped the devastating California wild fires and ended up savagely burned – 15 sizzling smackdowns

Nigel Farage fell over himself not to comment on the Epstein Files and ended up gloriously owning himself

Nigel Farage was asked why he was in the US and not at PMQs and his furious response tells you all you need to know about the man