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Ted Cruz said becoming American was the ‘greatest gift anyone could wish for’ and the rest of planet Earth responded as one

The Daily Show posted a mind-boggling game of Spot the Difference with America’s Iraq and Venezuela announcements, and it’s uncanny

Trump crushed María Corina Machado’s hopes of being Venezuela’s president ‘because she had the gall to accept the Nobel Peace Prize’ – 18 takedowns of President Petty

Nordic leaders respond in the strongest terms to Trump’s alarming “We need Greenland” statement – 23 top reactions

Marco Rubio stood next to Trump and said that Cuba is run by ‘incompetent senile men’, WITH A STRAIGHT FACE – 17 exploding irony meters

Trump and his Venezuela team desperately tried and failed to recreate Obama’s iconic Bin Laden raid photo – 16 brutally funny responses

Donald Trump is ignoring his doctors by taking huge doses of daily aspirin and eating too much McDonald’s – 18 reactions to his latest “perfect health” claims

A flagship American news show has had enough of ‘academics and elites’ and these 17 shocked and stunned reactions surely said it best

An ‘anti-woke warrior’ was furious that two men saw in New Year with a kiss and was magnificently owned into next year

Donald Trump claims he doesn’t nod off in public, he just gets snapped mid-blink, but the internet’s not falling for it – 15 uber-sceptical takedowns

The internet is cheering the artists pulling out of Kennedy Center gigs after it turned into another Trump vanity project – 21 standing ovations

This American store’s guidance for rounding prices up or down because of the penny shortage is blowing British minds

A Brit said how much better Europeans have it than Americans and the Maga fury it prompted took it to a whole new level

A Maga trolled the Great British Breakfast and the entirety of the UK responded as one – 14 calorific comebacks

Trump’s claim that Putin has ‘generous feelings’ towards Ukraine and wants it to succeed drained global supplies of chinny reckon – 22 outsized facepalms