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Donald Trump has cost the US over $100 million in golf expenses in his second term – 15 rough takedowns

Karoline Leavitt blamed the war on Iran for refusing to understand they’d already been defeated – 17 totally on-target comebacks

Stairs leading nowhere, columns that block the light, and three times the size of the White House – Trump’s poorly designed ballroom will be a fitting monument to the man

Republicans tried to be clever with a homophobic response to Tim Walz’s ‘No Kings’ tweet, but it quickly blew up in their orange faces

RFK Jr claims Donald Trump has “encyclopedic molecular knowledge” about loads of topics, including Middle East geography, and was mocked all the way to North Korea and back

This Trump ally asked a bunch of MAGA conservatives how many would like to see Donnie impeached, and the unexpected response is an instant all-time cringe classic

Donald Trump said he likes to hang around with losers because it makes him feel better, and suddenly the last miserable decade makes sense

Donald Trump said he doesn’t want ‘a stupid person being president’, and the jokes practically wrote themselves – 17 well-deserved burns

Fox News asked Donald Trump whether people were starving in Iran and his ‘answer’ didn’t just speak volumes, it bellowed them

This reporter magnificently fact checked Donald Trump to his face and had the whole internet cheering

The Egotist-in-Chief is adding his spiky scrawl to all US paper money, in case you were wondering what his next costly vanity project would be – 21 savage owns

This US Senator just perfectly nailed the calamity of Trump’s war on Iran and the hole we’re in now in just 43 seconds flat

Karoline Leavitt is mad at Iran because they refuse to admit they’ve lost the war but the only person losing it is Leavitt – 15 A++ reality checks

Fox News’ Jesse Watters proudly listed all the newspapers he reads and this A++ comeback was simply magnificent

An American complained about the size of European meals after being served this for breakfast and these Brits’ comebacks were all extra large