Weird World p.19

Donald Trump said migrants were ‘taking geese from the park’ and of all the funny comebacks, this one made us honk loudest

People have been sharing their most tenuous historical claims to fame – 17 eye-opening links to the past

Turns out Trump’s ‘eating the cats and dogs’ rant goes perfectly with the piano bit from Peanuts and it’s just fabulous

This fabulous tale of a firm’s ‘new starter’ who didn’t look like the person they interviewed is a proper hall of famer

The fabulous moment the Mail took this spoof Tory MP seriously has gone viral again and it’s a proper treat

People are sharing their ‘goofiest low stakes conspiracy theories’ and these 19 eye-openers will have you believing

The accidental comedy gold of this ‘police warning letter’ is surely the most eye-opening thing you’ll read today (NSFW)

The unexpected payoff to this Olympic swimmer’s obituary is surely the most fabulous thing you’ll read this week

This hair-raising misunderstanding about a wig brought the police to the door – and it just never gets old

This cringeworthy A.I. mock-up of Trump and Musk dancing is making people regret the invention of the internet – and dancing

People are getting riled up over spoon etiquette and it’s the most British thing we’ve ever seen

This ‘kids are horrible’ protestor outside Hamleys just went viral and this response to the Daily Mail was the gift that keeps on giving

This belated riposte to people mocking Andrew Tate in his little pants just made the whole thing even funnier (mildly NSFW)

This self-styled Trump girl’s tattoo has really needled the internet – 12 favourite responses

A David Brent impersonator was invited to a wedding and it went as hilariously cringe as you’d imagine