Weird World p.21

The Returning Officer at Blyth wore the outfit of the night (Sorry, Count Binface) – 24 vote-winning reactions

This bizarrely hilarious and painful ‘contest’ will leave you with so many questions

This tale of a Australian rubbish removal firm’s bizarre Ts&Cs is a wild ride from start to finish

This wonderful tale of a guy angry that Labour was going to ‘tax condoms’ is simply fabulous

This advice for American single men was already bad enough but this hilarious exchange took it to a whole new level

This woman’s takedown of a troublesome pest trying to send her explicit pictures was simply magnificent

The unexpected payoff to this ‘ultimate lunch with the FT’ column is a proper jaw-dropper

This warning of the feral youth threat on Waitrose may have achieved peak Telegraph – 23 luxury organic takedowns

This ‘shepherd’s pie in a pint glass’ is bad enough, but it was the thing in the background that really got people talking

This bizarre looking gadget to ‘wash your dog’s paws’ got everyone – literally everyone – thinking the same thing

This tip on ‘sexually complimenting women without being creepy’ is the most wrong-headed thing you’ll see this year

This Jeremy Vine tale of a couple of giraffes in a safari park is already an eye-opener … and then comes the payoff

This hilarious tale of a cut-price Vinted delivery gone horribly wrong is a proper stinker

These football fans arguing what ‘top half’ means is a great example of the awfulness of arguing with stupid people

This pair of food bank users had nothing but high praise for the Tories – 14 gobsmacked reactions