Weird World p.24

This bizarre looking gadget to ‘wash your dog’s paws’ got everyone – literally everyone – thinking the same thing

This tip on ‘sexually complimenting women without being creepy’ is the most wrong-headed thing you’ll see this year

This Jeremy Vine tale of a couple of giraffes in a safari park is already an eye-opener … and then comes the payoff

This hilarious tale of a cut-price Vinted delivery gone horribly wrong is a proper stinker

These football fans arguing what ‘top half’ means is a great example of the awfulness of arguing with stupid people

This pair of food bank users had nothing but high praise for the Tories – 14 gobsmacked reactions

This bride and groom’s fight remains one of the funniest wedding stories ever – and the grossest

‘If you ever need a little confidence boost just remember you can always play rock paper scissors with ChatGPT’

This secondhand car ad for a 1999 Toyota Corolla is an all-time hall of famer

This fabulously unfortunate local newspaper typo goes straight into the hall of fame

Lee Anderson is worried his full English will be cancelled and this comeback beat all-comers

This eye-opening 1-star review was already good but the restaurant’s response was next-level

There’s not enough WTF in the world for this description of the ‘perfect woman’

This jaw-dropper of a triple face plant just went viral again and it’ll never get old

Turns out we might have been eating toast wrong all along and it’s today’s favourite thread