Weird World p.34

Tesco recalled Christmas stuffing because it may contain moths and it prompted a festive feast of puntastic gags – 23 favourites

People are sharing terrible first dates that were so bad they’re funny – 17 nightmare match-ups

There’s a very well camouflaged snow leopard somewhere in this picture and it’s melting brains everywhere

This already had us facepalming into next week … and then along comes the payoff

This local newspaper letter’s ‘absolute handbrake turn’ of a second paragraph has just gone viral again and it’s a proper jaw-dropper

This old ‘Dear atheists’ comeback went into orbit again and, like the dinosaurs, it never gets old

This pregnant woman had a hilariously NSFW response to her pushy mother-in-law’s demand to be at the birth

‘Still the greatest answer of all time on TV’

They left it late but the Dundee Evening Telegraph just won headline of the year

There’s been a glitch in the Matrix – and these chickens are the proof

Maternity ward rules were very very different in the 1940s

‘The best bit about winter is the Scottish releasing the names of their gritters’

The mounting fury of this guy who was mad a £5 bag was ‘collection only’ is a proper hall of famer

Fancy splashing out on a ruinously expensive high-tech sink? Neither did these funny people

This ‘first date with a wellness guy’ is a fabulous takedown of way out-there male health fads