Weird World p.34

This most unfortunate woman’s hilarious tale of menthol bath salts is a salutary lesson for us all

A Swindon Town fan blamed their team’s epic defeat on vaccinations and it’s a furiously funny read

Just when this Nadine Dorries story surely can’t get any more bizarre, along comes the payoff

This fabulous response to a very special invite from the ‘Illumaniti’ is the funniest thing we’ve read today

This Twitter ‘challenge’ prompted lots of eye-opening replies but none better than this computer security person

This ‘patriotic Christian family’ really aren’t into Halloween and got just the responses they deserved

Surely the best Parliamentary question (and answer) you’ll read this year

This American tourist didn’t get the concept of a ‘car free’ square in Europe and an entire continent spoke as one

This furious Halloween complaint is more unsettling than any scary costume we’ll see this year

This woman’s sister really didn’t like the slingshot ride and it’s the most jaw-dropping thing you’ll watch this week

23 of the wackiest and tackiest items for sale on the internet

This fabulous ‘golf putter’ exchange has just gone viral again and it’s properly iconic

This exasperating exchange perfectly captures the horror of trying to sell stuff online

Just when the video of this firearms instructor can’t get any more jaw-dropping, along comes the payoff

Vice magazine took a deep dive into that Amsterdam ‘glory hole’ story and made the whole thing even better