‘What’s something men think doesn’t impress women, but actually does?’ – 17 attractive personality traits that will surprise men

Pete Hegseth tried out his tough guy act over Venezuela and he’s such a small man you need a microscope to see him – 15 savagely entertaining putdowns

Tommy Robinson’s peak creepy tweet about Venezuela got all the responses it deserved and more

Ant Middleton suggested not paying tax, and it was a facepalm visible from London to Dubai

White supremacist Nick Fuentes listed all the ways America is superior to Europe and was owned around the world and back

Garron Noone’s review of this very fancy sandwich can be filed under ‘harsh, but fair’ (NSFW)

An ‘alpha male’ proudly boasted how he refused to help a woman lift stuff in his building and ended up brutally owned

Andrew Tate said he was volunteering to fight in the ‘battle of Greenland’ and was owned to within an inch of his life

Ted Cruz said becoming American was the ‘greatest gift anyone could wish for’ and the rest of planet Earth responded as one

‘What completely innocent, but mildly infuriating thing does your better half regularly do?’ – 18 irritating entries for the divorce papers

The Daily Show posted a mind-boggling game of Spot the Difference with America’s Iraq and Venezuela announcements, and it’s uncanny

People are cheering on this Dutch worker’s brilliant smackdown of the American manager trying to ruin their work-life balance

Trump crushed María Corina Machado’s hopes of being Venezuela’s president ‘because she had the gall to accept the Nobel Peace Prize’ – 18 takedowns of President Petty

‘What British tradition do you think will disappear in the next 10 years?’ – 21 customs hovering on the brink of obscurity

Elon Musk bragged about dining with Donald Trump and basically the entirety of the internet responded as one

Marco Rubio was asked under what authority Trump would ‘run’ Venezuela and his answer (such as it was) is all you need to know

A guy’s first-time taste of Original Source mint shower gel sent this woman’s epic review viral again and it will surely never be bettered

Donald Trump was asked who he consulted before the Venezuela attack and his answer perfectly captured the abject state of the White House right now