‘I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments’ – 7 sage life lessons from Keanu Reeves that will change your whole perspective

JD Vance said every major conflict ended with negotiation, and history entered the chat – 21 owns for the ages

Dean Cain’s ICE training video became the laughing stock of the internet faster than a speeding bullet – 23 super takedowns

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

‘I’m actually the chief law enforcement officer’ – Donald Trump brazenly says the quiet (and unconstitutional) part out loud

This spoof hotdog hack was made even funnier by the people who completely missed the joke

Donald Trump can’t stop yelling at the wind like the doddering old man that he is, and these 17 responses perfectly sum up why that’s a huge problem

‘What ridiculous questions do people ask you abroad as a Brit?’ – 23 very strange misconceptions about the UK

This comedian’s apolitical takedown of Donald Trump is as simple as it is brutal, and it clearly struck a nerve with the Maga cult

Jeremy Kyle will be speaking at the Reform UK conference, and not a single person is the slightest bit surprised

What’s something people brag about that isn’t impressive? – 17 boasts nobody wants to hear about

Kristi Noem kicked off Trump’s genius plan to make the border wall too hot to climb with black paint – 19 scorching takedowns

‘What do most people not realise is a complete waste of money?’ – 22 ways people are stupidly reckless with their hard earned cash

There’s not enough facepalm in the world for the bigoted Brits who moved to Benidorm because there are ‘too many foreigners’ in the UK

15 utterly unsurprised reactions to Karoline Leavitt casually dropping that the White House “reconfigured” the DC crime stats to justify sending in the National Guard

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

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‘What purchase at a supermarket embarrasses you for no reason?’ – 22 shopping lists that inexplicably make people cringe