comebacks

A Little Englander bemoaned the absence of Christmas lights in Liverpool and the sparkling smackdowns lit up Twitter

An American couldn’t get how Europe could be this good without more trillion dollar businesses and these Europeans were only too happy to put him straight

Liz Kershaw blamed ‘Net Zero zealots’ for the price of coal and all these burns should keep her warm at least

An ‘anti-woke warrior’ trolled this graduate’s ‘useless’ degree and was gloriously owned into next year and back

Andrew Tate’s decided there’s not a woman on Earth who is worthy of him and was magnificently owned into next year

This extremely misogynistic advice for husbands looking to rekindle their marriages is a fast-track to divorce proceedings

An off the scale American pastor wants to control what women wear and this A++ comeback was today’s most satisfying thing

This pub’s response to a bigoted reviewer unhappy with their rainbow flag had people raising their glasses everywhere

Elon Musk said Brits were like Hobbits when their Shire was invaded in Lord of the Rings and the entirety of the UK responded as one

A sexist bigot took issue with the United Nations’s suggestion that ‘any job is a woman’s job’ and was magnificently owned

A nostalgia account harked back to the good old days of 1940s America and was schooled into the next century

A mega Maga said Democrats were destroying America from within and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s A++ comeback was simply savage

A bigoted Little Englander trolled Welsh people for turning their back on Nigel Farage and was brutally owned into next week

You don’t have to be a rugby fan to enjoy this A++ comeback which goes straight into the all-time hall of fame

This manager’s hilarious handling of an outrageously entitled customer was so good he deserves the rest of the week off