comebacks

This pub’s response to a bigoted reviewer unhappy with their rainbow flag had people raising their glasses everywhere

Elon Musk said Brits were like Hobbits when their Shire was invaded in Lord of the Rings and the entirety of the UK responded as one

A sexist bigot took issue with the United Nations’s suggestion that ‘any job is a woman’s job’ and was magnificently owned

A nostalgia account harked back to the good old days of 1940s America and was schooled into the next century

A mega Maga said Democrats were destroying America from within and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s A++ comeback was simply savage

A bigoted Little Englander trolled Welsh people for turning their back on Nigel Farage and was brutally owned into next week

You don’t have to be a rugby fan to enjoy this A++ comeback which goes straight into the all-time hall of fame

This manager’s hilarious handling of an outrageously entitled customer was so good he deserves the rest of the week off

A climate conspiracy theorist shared their fears over the state of the Irish sky and was hilariously owned into next year

A French patisserie owner in Arizona went the extra mile to respond to a ‘bullying’ influencer trying to get food for free and it’s simply delicious

Someone used this image of a stately home to remember when ‘we used to be a proper country’ and these A++ comebacks were all a class apart

The Christian evangelical ‘King’s Army’ blocked London’s Soho in protest at its ‘immoral culture’ and was magnificently schooled into next year

A conservative teenager took offence at being called ‘privileged’ and this woman’s A++ comeback had everyone cheering

A billionaire Trump supporter warned New York’s Democratic mayoral hopeful would turn it into Manchester but it wasn’t the slam-dunk he thought it was – 13 transatlantic smackdowns

An American said you could make a fortune selling stab vests to the UK and these Brits owned him all the way back across the Atlantic