Democrats

Ted Cruz tried to warn Fox News viewers what will happen if Democrats swing the midterms and inadvertently told on himself in the process

Stephen Miller claimed Democrats were funnelling ‘trillions of dollars’ to migrants already in the US and got fact-checked ’til he farted

Maga lost it over the Democrats’ very NSFW comeback to Stephen Miller’s transphobic trolling, and there’s not enough irony in the world

JD Vance appeared to ask for Democrats to be put in jail in case you were wondering how Magas are toning down the rhetoric

Donald Trump was so proud of his new nickname for the Democrats but the joke was very much on him

Donald Trump has a new nickname for Democrats and it says so much more about him than it does them – 15 A++ clapbacks

Karoline Leavitt blamed Democratic rhetoric for political violence in the US and the hypocrisy was visible from the moon – 15 interstellar comebacks

Donald Trump was asked what causes political violence and his audacious answer may have unified the country (just not how he intended)

A Democratic congresswoman asked RFK Jr why he spends tax dollars to ‘drink milk, shirtless in a hot tub with Kid Rock’ instead of on vaccine messaging – 15 virtual rounds of applause

Trump sounds like a lunatic right now because it’s a political strategy, according to Fox News, and the chinny reckon is visible from space

Donald Trump dubbed Democrats ‘professional cheaters’ and there aren’t enough mirrors in the world to hold up – 15 vote-winning smackdowns

Donald Trump claimed that the Dems had a great day at the polls because he wasn’t on the ballot, and it was a self-own visible from the top of Mt Rushmore

Democratic congressman Hakeem Jeffries used the humiliating truth to respond to Trump’s disgustingly racist AI mockery of him and Chuck Schumer

Rumours of a special guest at the last night of the DNC had the internet in peak guessing mode – 33 funniest suggestions

Nothing illustrates the difference between the Republican and Democratic Conventions better than the vibe of their roll calls