Reform UK

Zia Yusuf said the ‘political class’ is rotten because it runs on what school people went to, and set a new record for irony – 17 points of order

Zia Yusuf took aim at MPs with his playground insult on Twitter and ended up blowing his own foot off

Robert Jenrick accused Labour of letting the country run out of water and was owned into next year

Reform UK threw a ‘Farage Fest’ celebration party that looked more Wonkaland than Glastonbury – 16 intergalactically brutal reviews

Count Binface had the perfect devastating response when Nigel Farage had the cheek to say he’d “beaten the Establishment candidate” in Clacton

Nigel Farage’s claim that Essex Police warned him of threats to disrupt the Clacton declaration collapsed like a wheel with loose nuts – 17 ‘Sure, Jan’ responses

Unelected Reform mouthpiece Zia Yusuf called army veteran Ben Wallace a moron and traitor for criticising their prisons plan, and the irony was visible from space

Reform UK councillors in Kent wanted the national anthem played at the end of council meetings, but it blew up in their faces in the most hilariously petty way

Reform UK’s so-called Shadow Home Secretary proudly announced their tough new policy on illegal working, but it’s already the law – 18 massive facepalms

Nigel Farage shared a supposedly random doorstep encounter with a very enthusiastic voter, and the share price of chinny reckon sky-rocketed – 19 highly sceptical responses

Sarah Pochin trolled France’s ‘lack of resolve’ in WW2 and was brutally schooled across the English Channel and back

Nigel Farage hinted at a future Reform-Restore pact, but it’s fallen apart before it could even start

Suella Braverman’s attempted gotcha of Andy Burnham on the small boats was a self-own visible from Dover to Calais – 18 top takedowns

Some kids in Clacton were asked about Nigel Farage and they absolutely ripped the Count of Dodgy Crypto to shreds in their NSFW replies

This 94-year-old Clacton voter’s informed and NSFW takedown of a Reform canvasser’s BS is a thing of beauty