This graffitied tube map shows exactly why the Victoria Line is HELL

Twitter user @Becca_DP spotted an amusing thing on the way to work: someone has used a marker pen to fill in the missing stations on a damaged tube map.

Tweet credit: @Becca_DP.

“So this is why my friends are reluctant to come ‘all the way out to Walthamstow…'”, @Becca_DP rightfully points out.

This is how the stations map onto Hell:
Walthamstow Central – Lucifer
Blackhorse Road – Limbo
Tottenham Hale – Purgatory

And what with Led Zeppelin popularising a Stairway to Heaven, it’s good to see that Hell has step-free access.

Although, personally, we’d nominate Bank as being at the centre of all that is dark and evil on the London Underground.

All Hail The Dark Lord! Full Satanism Now!

Sorry, we got carried away realising we could combine the tube roundel and a satanic pentagram. Normal service will resume shortly.