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Man sends his wife an increasingly desperate series of texts after their son throws up in the car

Poke Staff. Updated May 17th, 2016

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Ben Patterson shared these texts sent to his wife after their young son projectile vomited in the car. Unbelievably things even get worse as he’s trying to clean the mess up… (WARNING: The first image contains a picture of sick, in case you’re eating)

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