Man complains to Morrisons that his ketchup exploded, holds funeral service for departed condiment

David Collinson shows full commitment to making an online complaint after his Morrisons own brand ketchup sadly took its own life. Get the tissues ready, because this tale does have a tragic end.

Dear @Morrisons why has my unopened ketchup decided to end it's life like this? It took the brown sauce and a stock pot with it. pic.twitter.com/qxXJmTuSfb

— Dave Collinson (@DaveyCCC) June 2, 2017

We have had a service for our departed ketchup, the kettle conducted the service and the surviving stock pots gave a beautiful eulogy pic.twitter.com/xkqOmQ0F7q

— David Collinson (@DaveyCCC) June 2, 2017

David my invite seems to have been lost in the post! Please can you DM me the store and the bar code to get some closure? – Jenny

— Morrisons (@Morrisons) June 2, 2017

So you want me to dig him up? pic.twitter.com/PN6FdAb7Q2

— David Collinson (@DaveyCCC) June 2, 2017

May he rest in peace! Do you have a More card with us?-Gabby

— Morrisons (@Morrisons) June 5, 2017

Yes I do, I must report however the foxes dug up ketchup, either that or he is now zombie ketchup and we are all in tomato based trouble

— David Collinson (@DaveyCCC) June 5, 2017

RIP ketchup, we barely knew you.