This woman’s mum mistook a dead fly for a fake eyelash and tried to wear it

Meet “cake artist” Molly Robbins – who has a short but funny story to tell about her mother:

“Text from mum – having trouble sticking lashes on without her glasses.. turns out she was trying to glue a dead fly to her eyelid. I’m out.” writes @Mcreativecakes over on Twitter.

And in other “mum’s eyesight is not was it was news” comes this:

my mother was giggling at this and told me to "take a look at that adorable dachshund, he's sleeping", she was looking at a purse: pic.twitter.com/ZyNKaLMxKI

— Hannah Murphy (@dumb_hannah) July 30, 2017

Source: Twitter/@MCreativeCakes