Simply 27 funny tweets about Theresa May’s Brexit deal to make you feel better about the whole shitshow
Theresa May’s emerged with some form of cabinet backing for her Brexit deal (the form that isn’t really cabinet backing at all) but not everyone’s happy with it.
In fact, no-one appears to like it but the agreement is the best the government’s managed to come up with in the limited time (two years) available.
These 27 tweets should take the edge off.
1.
When you've got a brexit that even the guys who did all this just to get rich are running away from, and the only people who really want brexit are bananas UKIP arseholes and angry twitter accounts it's time to sod all this off and say "Look we may have fucked this lads"
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) November 14, 2018
2.
https://twitter.com/MrKenShabby/status/1062794166239969280
3.
Red sky at night…
… Total government meltdown shitshow in the morning https://t.co/Q3C5Rlf1Bi
— Stuart Millar (@stuartmillar159) November 14, 2018
4.
Theresa May, giving a Brexit speech like a delivery driver whose just arrived at your door 5 hours late with a dead rat instead of a pizza, insisting that that is what you ordered and you have to pay double for it
— Dean Burnett (@[email protected]) (@garwboy) November 14, 2018
5.
https://twitter.com/mutablejoe/status/1062672324384751617
6.
https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/1062799384612626433
7.
Think I'll wait until the 585 page Brexit Withdrawal Agreement is an audiobook.
— John O'Farrell (@mrjohnofarrell) November 14, 2018
8.
https://twitter.com/simonmayo/status/1062824686478901253
9.
Good Lord, I came out faster than this… pic.twitter.com/lRKg0XCbOq
— Stewart McDonald (@StewartMcDonald) November 14, 2018
10.
#Brexit mug from Bentham Pottery #BenthamPottery pic.twitter.com/ANXy4VUqhs
— Gerard Loughlin (@gerardpatrick) November 13, 2018
11.
The Brexiters don’t like Brexit…we better Remain then. The country is united at last.
— Ken Clarke (Parody) (@MrKennethClarke) November 13, 2018
12.
https://twitter.com/tompeck/status/1062792994896658434
13.
Spot on from the subtitlers there pic.twitter.com/553YghXsjW
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 14, 2018