Simply 33 gloriously silly jokes to help take the edge off for a moment or two
17.
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field
— michellechka (@curlygurl78) May 26, 2020
18.
How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
Pokémon— Pete Dolan (@pudseypete) May 26, 2020
19.
Who was the heaviest Egyptian car mechanic?
Two Ton Car Man
— TheManInTheBlackSuit (@domparish) May 26, 2020
20.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna 1, Anna 2! #PokeChallenge
— Keith Francis (@keithfrancisuk) May 26, 2020
21.
What’s pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
What’s blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding its breath.— J. S. Docherty (@J_S_Docherty) May 26, 2020
22.
Every night at bedtime I pull off my pair of boxers.
The missus says I spoil those dogs.— Dave Geronimo Jones🌹 (@daveyjones1977) May 26, 2020
23.
What’s red and invisible?
No tomatoes.
— Skull Buggery (@abitofaheadfuck) May 26, 2020
24.
What cheese do you use to lure a bear down from a tree? Camembert
— Kate the Cake (@KateShirazi) May 26, 2020
25.
I used to be addicted to quiche but I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone. Soz.
— DG (@donna_gallers) May 26, 2020
26.
My mum asked me to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…
— Frankencreditz (@StormyDanYells) May 26, 2020
27.
Why don’t ants get COVID -19 ? ‘cos they’ve got antibodies.
— Rosalind Shirkie (@RosalindJane) May 26, 2020
28.
@ThePoke
Where do you find a tortoise with no legs?Where you left it #PokeChallenge
— Teresa (@TeeCeeDeeDee) May 26, 2020
29.
What do you call a man with a plank on his head?
EdwardWhat do you call a man with three planks on his head?
Edward WoodwardWhat do you call a man with four planks on his head?
I don’t know either but Edward Woodward would. #PokeChallenge— Blue6oy (@blue6oy) May 26, 2020
30.
My mate just swapped his bed for a trampoline.
His wife hit the roof.
— Andrew peck (@PeckAndrew) May 26, 2020
31.
What time does Sean Connery play his favourite racket sport? Tennish
— Brooderfromanoodermooder (@lordrip2) May 26, 2020
32.
My husband just called me childish. I told him to get out of my fort.
— june lewins (@joonloons) May 26, 2020
33.
I was given a universal remote control as a present for my birthday.
I thought “Well this changes everything!”
— The boy called Brian (@bgpjohnston) May 26, 2020
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Simply 23 brilliantly terrible dad jokes
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