25 funny things we saw on Twitter this week
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kinda messed up when companies allow you to sign up for their service in 10 seconds but canceling means you gotta book a trip to shang tsung's island and fight demon hordes while the automated chat system thanks you for "your patience."
— Patrick Lucas Austin (@patbits) June 4, 2020
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I saw a van advertising “Garden Contractors” today who, I presume, make your garden smaller.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) June 3, 2020
15.
Find a man that looks at you like Chris Packham looks at a Harvest mouse.
— Emma on thin icing, well away from you. (@peopleareberks) June 4, 2020
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Google Employee: [taking bong rip] "Whatever. Let ‘em go to the fucking library if that’s not good enough." pic.twitter.com/vD0jxYEdQb
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) June 4, 2020
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Old electric toothbrush heads make ideal ‘AirPods’ for people who don’t really like music pic.twitter.com/LwfvXhfx4U
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) June 3, 2020
18.
[Gillette Marketing Department]
"Any ideas?"
"Another blade?"
"Sorted. Lunch?"— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) June 3, 2020
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IDEA FOR A HORROR MOVIE: Everyone in your family WhatsApp group is informed when you mute it.
— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) June 3, 2020
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I might lose some followers with this but, the pizza cutter goes in the knife drawer not in the miscellaneous utensil drawer.
— Rachel Noise (@RachelNoise) June 4, 2020
21.
Scenes from teaching today:
Me: "It's a bit like…Have you seen Muppets Treasure Island?"
Student: "No. [Pause] I've read Treasure Island, though. Does that help?"
Me: "I…guess that might work."— Andrew James Sillett (@andrewsillett) June 4, 2020
22.
A commercial for a million dollar life insurance policy just came on and both of my kids immediately said I needed one of those so if I suddenly stop tweeting…
— Crockett🍀 (@CrockettForReal) June 4, 2020
23.
First rule of time travel… pic.twitter.com/cs3hh21UmY
— Swedish Canary (@SwedishCanary) June 4, 2020
24.
#ThursdayThoughts pic.twitter.com/vIgQXNkMul
— Britgirl Hates Bozo and Brexit (@MarieAnnUK) June 4, 2020
25.
GREAT NEWS I got a final grade of A- in my son's Honors Geometry class.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 4, 2020
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