Our 25 favourite funny tweets from the last week

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we got a new microwa-

cat house. we got a new cat house. #caturday pic.twitter.com/gu50dyl2AH

— Josh Luke Davis 🏳️‍🌈 (@JoshLukeDavis) July 11, 2020

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I just came across a dead hedgehog pic.twitter.com/8BnETbgWrF

— ⛧Räudig⛧ (@raeudiger) July 12, 2020

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Fond memories of the time my sister-in-law asked her Year 3 pupils “what would you say if you could talk to a farm animal?” and a boy wrote this pic.twitter.com/qszEKhbClw

— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) July 14, 2020

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My friend arrived late to our lunch reservation. When she got there the waitress said “are you with the beautiful blonde woman?” so my friend said yes! The waitress took her to another table with a different blonde woman.

— Amelia Dimoldenberg (@ameliadimz) July 12, 2020

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Over 30 new swear words have been created since Lego became a popular household toy.

— Ian Power (@IHPower) July 14, 2020

18.

How do you cook an elephant?

You don't, leave it alone please.

— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) July 15, 2020

19.

My philosophy used to be to take one day at a time, but a couple of years back I decided to start taking as many as possible at a time, which is why I suddenly find it’s my 93rd birthday tomorrow.

— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) July 15, 2020

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been thinking about this sign for some 20 – 30 mins pic.twitter.com/i7shlTnrtO

— joe (@mutablejoe) July 15, 2020

21.

My friend said Twitter isn’t the right platform for nuanced debate so I said that's crap you're garbage burn in hell.

— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) July 10, 2020

22.

I don’t know who out there needs this today but –

Noddy has broken down outside my house. pic.twitter.com/1KbVC7XZJm

— Lucy Vine (@Lecv) July 13, 2020

23.

They’ve probably gone underground. I’m sure they’ll be found to marrow. https://t.co/oPSILsoc0e

— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) July 14, 2020

24.

WhatsApp is down. The people who look at the notifications and say to themselves 'oh I'll reply in a bit' and then forget for two weeks remain unaffected.

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) July 14, 2020

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