‘What’s your best line you’ve delivered to a phone scammer?’ – 16 ringing successes

9.

"Sorry, we don't have a telephone" https://t.co/kyApJaXZOI

— Him Over There 💙 (@snathe) March 21, 2022

10.

Not sure it's the best, but got yet another "Have you been in an accident?" ones and thanked them endlessly for believing me, yes it was an accident, wasn't it? I hadn't set out to murder anyone. They'd back me in court, wouldn't they?
They said they wouldn't & hung up. V unkind. https://t.co/2yGINPKDs6

— Fiona Thraille (@fthrll) March 21, 2022

11.

I get "we have you on record as being involved in a car accident" automated bot calls. I say yes so I get through to a human and lead them on as long as I can and then tell em the accident was that I spilt my coffee in the car. Then they hang up. One accused me of being a liar🤓

— Glooface (@glooface) March 21, 2022

12.

There was the guy who said 'can I ask you one question?'
Me: is that the question?
Him: sorry.
Me. You asked if you could ask 1 question. Is that the question?
Him: No.
Me: so you'd like to ask me 2 questions then?
Him:
Me:
*line goes dead*
🤷‍♂️🙂 https://t.co/EX7bv3xtut

— Steven (@steve_d24) March 21, 2022

13.

“Do you believe in God?”

*Beeeeeeppppp* https://t.co/0DyN0TrYMX

— Viscount Grace Under Fire (@pongosapien) March 21, 2022

14.

My extraordinary inability to find the start button so I could search for the virus he said was on my PC kept a scammer busy for at least 10 minutes. "Is it something to do with the Apple at the top left?" ended the conversation.

— Sir eridukid (@eridukid) March 21, 2022

15.

Him. Can I speak 2 Mrs H? Me. No, shes in prison. Him. What! Mrs H is in a prison?! Me.Yes. Him. Did she do a murder?!?! Me. I can't divulge that info. Him. Stop playing games, you are not being funny. Me. Silence. Him. I do not think you are funny…line goes dead. I win.🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/b7KLyPxLhg

— Harriet Holland (@zoominhat) March 21, 2022

16.

Just say one word “yes” you will be surprised how long it takes them to click on. Are you interested in….? Yes Can I take some details of you? Yes Can I have your name? Yes pause can I have your name? Yes etc etc

— Ian Summer 🇺🇦 (@iansummer1) March 21, 2022

Gary Gilligan had a tip from a friend.

My mate just says "Can you hang on for a sec?", puts the phone down and goes and makes a cup of tea.

By the time he comes back they are gone… https://t.co/WTvvPsXCbR

— Gary Gilligan #BLM #FBPA #FBPPR #GTTO #3.5% (@garygilligan) March 21, 2022

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