Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
Do French people think Vin Diesel is wine for trucks
— Holly Brockwell (@holly) March 22, 2022
14.
Sometimes I feel that I'm the only person who doesn't know what FOMO means š
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) March 22, 2022
15.
Looked out of the kitchen window today without my glasses on. Thought the Virgin Mary was standing against the wall of the shed. 🧹 pic.twitter.com/pb3F0yILvv
— Lara Delaney (@laradelaney) March 22, 2022
16.
School is like ok lemme get you up to speed on all the wars you missed before you go to your job forever
— Sam Taggart (@samttaggart) March 22, 2022
17.
It bums me out to think that archeologists today dig up ancient temples but archeologists in the future are gonna dig up a Starbucks.
— WILL 🅾️ (@TheWillOShow) March 24, 2022
18.
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me Twenty dollars.
— Flip Spicerack (@FlipSpicerack) March 23, 2022
19.
Keep a pen handy, because later today Iām going to share my recipe for ācan of tuna dumped in a coffee cup with some mayo and eaten with a forkā.
— Brokengirl (@SarcasticSadOne) March 23, 2022
20.
"Thank you" isn't enough for the trampoline park employee who saved my kids' lives. They were seconds away from jumping while wearing expensive grip socks from a rival trampoline park when he saved them from certain doom by insisting that we buy their nearly-identical grip socks.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) March 23, 2022
21.
The Four Apostropheāsā of the apocalypsesesāsā pic.twitter.com/iMdCI5SKaO
— Big Lhist (@biglhist) March 22, 2022
22.
Damn. I knew this was the wrong place to wear my steak costume. pic.twitter.com/iuLcDQuC0l
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) March 22, 2022
23.
new favorite tweet from a man pic.twitter.com/o9TMFwXGY1
— matt (@mattxiv) March 22, 2022
24.
Canāt imagine how chaotic and FULLY insane Peep Show must have seemed to the folk who donāt have an internal monologue
— Gnome Pondsky (@allyallyally_) March 23, 2022
25.
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." pic.twitter.com/11yEvMNUt9
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) March 21, 2022
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