Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
Since the news cycle is a glaring cacophony of stress, we’re enjoying a gentle wander through Funny Twitter.
Give your faves a retweet and a follow.
1.
I’m starting to get second thoughts about this discount meal kit service pic.twitter.com/BlGsspbNew
— ❤️Hush Jared🤙 (@HushJared) April 12, 2022
2.
absolutely full of salad pic.twitter.com/fvCBhKF0C2
— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@TobyonTV) April 9, 2022
3.
a stunning tribute to the patron saint of urinary tract infections 🙏🏻❤️ pic.twitter.com/jK3nLXMoxe
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) April 10, 2022
4.
The Matrix (1385) pic.twitter.com/TemUoFE5bq
— Paul (@bingowings14) April 10, 2022
5.
House of Pain's French tribute act is called Boulangerie
— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) April 8, 2022
6.
I’m a dentist and I graduated with 68 other ones. I’ve met even more in 13 years as a dentist. None of us have been asked shit about our opinions on toothpastes.
— Jon (@jturnerdds) April 9, 2022
7.
Snatch (2000, dir Guy Richie) pic.twitter.com/nfxn9EFVEN
— Bethany Black twitch.tv/beffernieblack (@BeffernieBlack) April 10, 2022
8.
On all the US dating reality shows they’re always like “I want to find someone who challenges me and helps me grow as a person” and like who would want that, why don’t you calm down and just want someone who hands you a little plate of snacks while you watch your tv shows
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) April 10, 2022
9.
hey you with the exclamation points on your good morning, dial it back
— eLeni (@eleniZarro) April 10, 2022
10.
brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back pic.twitter.com/S8LtclvLXd
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) April 12, 2022
11.
My Dad and my son asked me the exact same question 35 years apart:
“What in the hell is a Casbah?”— Midge (@mxmclain) April 8, 2022
12.
YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A PLANT pic.twitter.com/Fv0i0ONo02
— Cara Sandiego (@VoteMissy) April 9, 2022
