These 26 dad jokes are so bad they’re …still bad, actually – but very funny
14.
What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?
Do-you-think-he-saurus
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
He-couldn't-osaurus 😉
— Neil Gatenby (@wadoNeil) June 19, 2022
15.
Why do elephants have Big Ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
— Ed Donnellan (@Ed_Donnellan) June 19, 2022
16.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
— Oliver Spindlow (@therealSpindlow) June 19, 2022
17.
What do you do if you see a Spaceman?
Park in it, man.
— Lawrence Clack (@LawrenceClack) June 19, 2022
18.
What do you call a magician whose lost his magic? …
Ian
— MReynolds (@mreyn02) June 19, 2022
19.
How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? With jam in.
How do the wailers like their doughnuts? I don’t know but I hope they like jam in too.
— 🍉Rich🍉 (@the_real_rich_) June 19, 2022
20.
What do elephants have for lunch?
Half an hour like the rest of the animals.
— Ben Rowe (@benrowe) June 19, 2022
21.
Dad there's a man at the door with a bill.
Are you sure it's not a duck with a hat on?— owen lennox (@gnuimpersonator) June 19, 2022
22.
Needed to do a bit of DIY.
Went to the library and asked how many books do you have on shelves?
They said "All of them!"— Martin (@Yankeepapa_13) June 19, 2022
23.
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.
That would be a big step forward.
— Austin Docherty (@AustinDocherty) June 19, 2022
24.
What did the nought say to the number eight?
Nice belt!— Liz Edwards (@lizjedwards) June 19, 2022
25.
What has four wheels and flies?
A bin lorry.
— James (@gortoshay) June 19, 2022
26.
Why have giraffes got a long neck? Because their head is long way away from their body?
— Paul Wilson (@Wilbur_01) June 19, 2022
BONUS
IMO, this is the greatest Dad joke of all time.
"They'll never sell any ice cream going at the speed" pic.twitter.com/VhMh4GwOJR
— Lee Burrows (@deminimismusic) June 19, 2022
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Simply 27 brilliantly groansome dad jokes to take the edge off
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