Rishi Sunak’s ‘care package’ for reporters prompted no end of mockery – 17 fun-size takedowns
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If it was Jacob Rees-Mogg it would be a bag of pear drops, some Gentleman's Relish and a 2nd hand Speculum. https://t.co/lmaHXOrc7b
— Paul Litchfield (@MrPLitchfield) July 21, 2022
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When yer maw packs the worst packed lunch on the bus trip https://t.co/iJ1KxiCQR3
— Rosa Zambonini (@RosaZambonini) July 21, 2022
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"Ready For Rishi, Ready For Sunshine." I think this is going to be my new catchphrase. I'm going to say it everywhere and every time I can. https://t.co/G6jwZB7eYM
— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) July 21, 2022
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If it was Nadine Dorries it would be some UHT milk, a candied almond and a scratch card. https://t.co/lmaHXOrc7b
— Paul Litchfield (@MrPLitchfield) July 21, 2022
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Nothing prepares you for the absolute stinge of a PM that Sunak might be like the fact he can’t even stump up to a whole Twix as a gift. https://t.co/JsjL7pA4ZV
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) July 21, 2022
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The austerity even extends to Twixes. I didn't even know it was possible to get a single finger Twix until today. https://t.co/WOLMCciQPx
— Liam (@liamrobertson.bsky) (@Doctor_Cupcakes) July 21, 2022
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— Heathcote Pursuit (@CruceBradwick) July 21, 2022
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You know that the comms person who came up with that last line was really smug, probably treated themselves to a biscuit after that.
— Lauren Peel (@lauren_peel) July 21, 2022
To conclude …
Have you all got your fun packs? https://t.co/fRz5pWE4VS
— Accidental Partridge (@AccidentalP) July 21, 2022
And this.
I like how it’s all Rishi Sunak size portions https://t.co/xnQLK8v3Re
— Disappointed Optimist (@disappoptimism) July 21, 2022
And this!
https://twitter.com/twlldun/status/1550082951081246721?s=20&t=QkIiH2Nw04rgUDS2MZs6cQ
And finally, this.
Not only is this mega cringe but you just know they focus grouped what fizzy pop to use. No Coke cos it's red and people would mention Gove. No Pepsi cos it's blue *and* red. No Vimto cos it's purple so red & blue combined. No Irn-Bru cos it's Scottish and made near Darlington https://t.co/na76GB3DmM
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) July 21, 2022
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