The Trump History account shares the tales the MSM doesn’t want you to see – 22 funny favourites
As well as rewriting actual history, like the time he claimed the Declaration of Energy Independence was signed in 1776, Donald Trump plays fast and loose with the facts of his own history.
For example, he has claimed –
He was at 9/11’s Ground Zero with the first responders
His father was born in Germany
He owned the whole block on Central Park South and Avenue of the Americas, despite owning less than one sixth of it
He won the 2020 election
A very funny Twitter account called Trump History – @Trump_History45 – documents ‘the History of the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump’ , and it goes large.
These are some of their funniest and most popular tweets.
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God appears to Donald Trump as a burning bush. It was here where God would send Trump on a quest to free the Israelites and lead them out of Egypt – colorized pic.twitter.com/urQG1o8YfL
— Trump History (@Trump_History45) August 19, 2023
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Donald Trump introduces a young Michael Jordan to the game of basketball – 1967. pic.twitter.com/UdVOflaTpk
— Trump History (@Trump_History45) August 10, 2023
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Donald Trump gives a piano lesson to his musical apprentice, Ludwig van Beethoven – 1798, colorized. pic.twitter.com/s1qUs5r77s
— Trump History (@Trump_History45) August 15, 2023
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Chef Trump trains his young chef apprentice Gordon Ramsey in the art of cooking – 1971. pic.twitter.com/4JZv0DyonR
— Trump History (@Trump_History45) August 12, 2023
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Donald Trump invents sliced bread – 1928. pic.twitter.com/d3B6wCArZy
— Trump History (@Trump_History45) August 14, 2023
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Donald Trump invents the wheel – 4th millennium BC. Why does the media try so hard to hide this amazing accomplishment? pic.twitter.com/al0laumSzp
— Trump History (@Trump_History45) August 23, 2023
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The media often fails to mention Donald Trump's efforts to stop Frieza from acquiring the 7 dragon balls on planet Namek. Historians note that Donald Trump was perhaps the most powerful Saiyan the universe has ever seen. He was the only one who has ever reached the Ultra MAGA… pic.twitter.com/BZE0MiMAVy
— Trump History (@Trump_History45) August 17, 2023
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Trump inspects the craftsmanship of the Titanic. He was invited as a first-class passenger, but after his inspection of the ship, he declared that it could never withstand impact from an iceberg. He immediately left the ship and traveled back to the U.S. on his private jet. pic.twitter.com/PunxI7lXqs
— Trump History (@Trump_History45) August 12, 2023
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Donald Trump begins the California Gold Rush by becoming the fist man in the state to find gold – January 24th, 1848 pic.twitter.com/1DQb3CDQuC
— Trump History (@Trump_History45) August 16, 2023
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Donald Trump becomes the first man to run a four-minute mile – 1954 pic.twitter.com/feauDhUiAw
— Trump History (@Trump_History45) August 18, 2023
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Donald Trump writes and signs the Emancipation Proclamation – January 1st, 1863. pic.twitter.com/sSnmpGmopD
— Trump History (@Trump_History45) August 16, 2023
