Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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Sadly, Emma failed the first module of her Basic Chainsaw Safety course #TheArchers pic.twitter.com/eA4E0MiP2L
— Dame VictoriaG Esq (MPhil (failed)) (@ancientnmodern) December 31, 2023
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A British version of BREAKING BAD would be about a nursery school teacher with long Covid on the run from the taxman after selling half her wardrobe on Vinted
— Selina j ⚒ (@OfSelina) January 2, 2024
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Oh sorry when I said “let’s circle back after the new year” I mean literally never contact me again
— Defund the police (@dalaimo13) January 2, 2024
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Right, that’s it. I’ve had enough.
I’m going to throw away the cutlery I hate. No longer will I be annoyed by picking up the bad spoon, or the weird fork. Why do we put up with it? I’m taking a stand.
— Rob Temple (@RobTemple101) January 2, 2024
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— Tashy McTashface (@TashP351) January 4, 2024
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The Enfield Haunting. England, 1977. pic.twitter.com/RlWS1cVmNU
— Histry in Pictures (@Histreepix) January 1, 2024
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Shazam but for weird noises at night.
— ds00za (@ds00za) January 2, 2024
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Just responded to an email asking “Is there any issue with [x’s professional request]?” by typing “BO problem” instead of “No problem” and so if you need me I’m changing my appearance and moving to Chile.
— David KC (@DavidMuttering) January 4, 2024
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If you can't tell me how powerful a French car is whilst locked in its trunk, then I'm afraid you simply don't know voiture torque in a boot.
— Paul Eggleston (@pauleggleston) January 2, 2024
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The world needs to chill out. There’s no way history teachers can cram all this bs into a semester.
— Terri Paella Piñata (@terrip38) January 4, 2024
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Mad how the bassist from Green Day (the one on the left) doesn't look American at all. He actually looks *absurdly* English. He looks like he has a fruit and veg stall in Bow 1978/an extra in the Sweeney/a prisoner in Strangeways 1986/a mechanic from Romford, 1992. pic.twitter.com/KVBI3evTey
— Harry Sword (@HarrySword) January 4, 2024
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A stunning tribute to the patron saint of urinary tract infections ❤️ pic.twitter.com/stMGb9OLTm
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) January 4, 2024
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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