21 things you can’t do anymore ‘because of woke’
12.
You don't see grown men levitate off the ground and float towards a pie anymore, because of woke
— Beefcake Dad (@JglfReturns) February 2, 2024
13.
having been afflicted with a hellish plague i once again yearn for the panacea we can't have anymore, because of Woke pic.twitter.com/aWwwFOI5w7
— Five (real) (@reverend_5) January 28, 2024
14.
You couldn’t play a skeleton like a xylophone today because of woke
— Sweeps McRib is back (@SweepsMcCool) February 3, 2024
15.
doctors don't whack your knee with a little hammer to make your leg kick out anymore, because of woke
— adam england (@garageflowrr) February 1, 2024
16.
You never see people leaving tempting looking pies on windowsills to cool, only for them to be stolen by a cheeky, hungry creature these days. Because of woke.
— Jimbo (@Very_Droll) February 4, 2024
17.
You just don’t see people jumping out of cakes anymore. Because of woke.
— Ham deFace (@HamfacePorktard) February 2, 2024
18.
These days, you never see dogs running down the high street with a string of sausages in its mouth being chased by an overweight red-faced butcher holding a meat cleaver, because of woke.
— Jeremy Chumfatty (@ColonelHitch) February 3, 2024
19.
these days you can't even be a catholic king of england anymore. because of woke https://t.co/Y6PDf8J4Si
— (@bacchusrights) January 30, 2024
20.
Used to be that you could wager £20,000 with the boys at the club and go around the world in 80 days with your cat valet and his hamster pal, but now you can't because of woke
— Bex Luther (@Superbreeze_Bex) February 2, 2024
21.
you can't sit toys on your monitor any more and it no longer has a button that makes it go BWOOOIIIINNNG. this is because of woke
— your #1 source for absurdist true crime (@davidgerard) February 5, 2024
Finally, one from Elmo’s alt account.
Not to sound reactionary but Larry David is still on the streets free to attack again. Because of woke.
— jf (walkers growling) (@realjohnfrancis) February 3, 2024
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