People have been sharing the best nicknames they’ve heard – 22 funny favourites
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Tesla. A guy who works for an hour then needs to recharge for the next 4 https://t.co/qxR1gWIekG
— Gareth Bantoft (@gareth_bantoft) April 11, 2024
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Once watched a documentary about the lottery liar Howard Walmsley. When he went to prison the inmates nicknamed him bonus ball. Still cracks me up. https://t.co/soWkqwMI8w
— emma (@DeLaraFurtado) April 11, 2024
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Know a father and two sons with the surname of Watts who all worked in the same place. They were known as Sixty, Forty and Twenty.
— CivilityWars (@CivilityW) April 11, 2024
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Friend of a friend is called Breezer, his name is Mark Hardy. Amuses me every time. pic.twitter.com/aTwBSpb6It
— Graham Jones (@j69870395) April 11, 2024
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Sly bacon…….. his surname was Cunningham
— Dean Lawler (@DeanLawler3) April 11, 2024
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Colleague went to Amsterdam for the weekend and from then was known as International Dave
— Bev Hennessey (@hennessey_bev) April 11, 2024
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My Son told me that they have a constable in his team, who is called Turkish, full nick name "Turkish Slipper" because, when it comes to the physical bit of arresting drunken scrappers on a Friday/Saturday night, he only turns up at the end.
— Mickey Boy (@VinasVeritas) April 11, 2024
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Bit of a local one but there was a pub in Liverpool called The Green Man on Vauxhall Road , called a fella The Incredible Hulk because everytime he walked down Vauxy he turned into the green man
— paul gallagher (@gagsy1978) April 11, 2024
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Was on a forklift course the other week and one of the instructors was from Skelmersdale and dyed his hair bleach blonde
The other instructors called him Skeminem— Tom Walters (@tomwalters_4) April 11, 2024
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A miserabilist colleague Derek, always complaining about something, known as Des, short for Desdemona.
— Scobie (@scobie979873220) April 11, 2024
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Guy who washes and hoover's out the cars for the office is called Frankie Valet…real name is Gordon. Answers to Frankie
— Starmans Taxi (@starmans_taxi) April 11, 2024
We fact-checked this one – and it’s absolutely true.
There was an Australian Rugby League player named Matthew Hilder, so known as Matt.
His nickname was "Waltzing".
— Steve (@Steve94092303) April 11, 2024
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People have been sharing the household nicknames they have for everyday things – 17 absolute winners
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