25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
No one:
My kid at bedtime: how many things are there in the world
— meghan (@deloisivete) January 13, 2025
14.
I don’t like video “games” where you gotta run around collecting shit. You’re not fooling me. Those are errands
— Kenny Keil (@kennykeil) January 14, 2025
15.
Very sad news from the music industry …. Kid Rock announced his tour dates
— Tony P. (@Tbone7219) January 16, 2025
16.
hate when people ask “why is it called silence of the lambs?” like did you hear any fucking lambs during the movie ??? use your head
— e l l a (@blondehotcoffee) January 11, 2025
17.
feeding squirrels is one of life's cheapest pleasures. they're literally thankful for peanuts. imagine if a giant gave you a free sandwich every day twice the size of your arm
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) January 16, 2025
18.
mathematicians be like “the limit does not exist” ok nerd then how come I’m at mine
— peter (@arabatman_) January 14, 2025
19.
All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.
— BOOP (@Pettyyyboop) January 13, 2025
20.
Welcome to Twitter, someone without a sense of humor will be along shortly to shit all over your obvious joke
— Shannon (@gardengirl125) January 16, 2025
21.
They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) January 13, 2025
22.
January is really dragging. I suggest we do the rest of the month as a montage, replace February with a caption card, and crossfade to early March, which finds us awaking with a renewed sense of purpose as uplifting music swells on the soundtrack and the sun rises over the city.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) January 16, 2025
23.
Stop telling me to load things in 4k. I don’t even know how to load things in regular k.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) January 15, 2025
24.
Coworker: Are you doing anything after work?
Me: No I did things at work and now I’m done.
— Kristen (@Kica333) January 12, 2025
25.
Yo How the fuck you spell Matthew Micconohay
— natalie (@powerfulwizerd) January 16, 2025
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