25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
It's believed that the closer you get to the singularity at the heart of a black hole, the slower and slower time passes, as the incredible gravitational forces disrupt spacetime
You can achieve the same effect with none of the destructive physics by doing three months worth of accounts.
— Dr Dean Burnett (@garwboy.bsky.social) January 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
14.
I don't know why they don't put the small crisps at the *top* of the bag, as a sort of starter.
— Gary Bainbridge (@garybainbridge.bsky.social) January 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
15.
At all times the Royal Fusilliers are on standby, should the King want twisty pasta for lunch.
— Moose Allain (@mooseallain.bsky.social) January 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
16.
Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere.bsky.social) January 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
17.
When we hit 1000 followers, we’ll let a chimp zip line through the lion cages.
— Greeneville Zoo (@greenevillezoo.bsky.social) January 14, 2025 at 5:06 AM
18.
Sounds like an exclamation Robin would make to Batman
— Tara – Ed Balls Disliker (@theblueststar.bsky.social) January 21, 2025 at 8:05 AM
19.
When they built old banks they were very confident that they wouldn’t end up being a Costa.
— David Cake (@davecakes.bsky.social) January 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
20.
“Who the fuck are Milly-Molly and Spensa G?”
– me accidentally seeing celebrity news— Craig Deeley (@craiguito.bsky.social) January 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
21.
Minor Hollywood actresses of the Golden Age only have two endings: died of alcoholism in their apartment in 1957, or lived till 2003, with their last screen appearance being as a guest star on The Love Boat.
— Rick Burin (@rickburin.bsky.social) January 22, 2025 at 9:15 AM
22.
ME [Undoing seatbelt]: Anywhere around here’s good thanks mate.
PILOT: what
— Glenn Moore (@thenewsatglenn.bsky.social) January 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
23.
me: *finding myself in times of trouble*
mother mary: *whispering* let it be
me:
mother mary:
me: that is really not helpful, what the fuck mother mary
— Dropped Mike (@rebrafsim.bsky.social) January 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
24.
"Nothing beats in-person interaction". Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.
— Sam Whyte (@samwhyte.bsky.social) January 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
25.
I bet everyone who accused Elon Musk of making a “Nazi salute” feels stupid now that we know he was karate chopping a bee to save the life of a boy with allergies in the front row
— pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” (@pixelatedboat.bsky.social) January 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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