25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
Give a man a book and he will be rich for a few days.
Teach him to write books and he will be poor his whole life.
— Wesley Chu (@wesleychu.bsky.social) February 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
14.
I’m guessing some kind of hair trigger explosive device.
— Bazlyons (@bazlyons.bsky.social) February 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
15.
Map apps should say things like, it’s near where the old A&W used to be or, bang-a-uey dipshit
— Salty MacTavish (@saltymactavish.bsky.social) February 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
16.
Finally found out who’s delivering these ants everywhere. They’ve got a lot of ruined picnics to answer for.
— Tiernan Douieb (@tiernandouieb.bsky.social) February 3, 2025 at 8:50 AM
17.
The difference between a watering hole and a thirst trap is whether the crocodiles are wearing something sexy.
— Xavier (@xinicit.bsky.social) February 4, 2025 at 7:06 AM
18.
Round the Ole Oak Tree…
19.
friend: we’re building our dream home
me: my shirt has been on inside out all day
— RiotGrlErin (@riotgrlerin.bsky.social) February 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
20.
Me: You're always………..saying that…………I'm not……………mature enough……………and don't……………..take anything……………..seriously but…………where's……..the…………proof.
Her: Please get off the trampoline.
— Bread John (@breadery.bsky.social) February 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
21.
“I had that actress from the 1950 film “Odette” in the back of my cab once”
“Anna Neagle?”
“No, she was on her own”— Moose Allain (@mooseallain.bsky.social) February 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
22.
WILLEM DAFOE: what skills do you have?
ME: I am pretty good at getting people to like me
WILLEM DAFRIEND: I agree
— Kalvin the Reindeer (@kalvinmacleod.bsky.social) February 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
23.
Like many people, when I first enter a shop I like to stand in the doorway, blocking it for everybody else, while I carefully consider my next steps.
— Wilde Thingy (@wildethingy.bsky.social) February 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
24.
Me: how do I do my taxes
Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance
— mark magark (@markedly.bsky.social) January 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
25.
Got a terrible feeling about this water bottle, but no one else seems to care.
— Sam Whyte (@samwhyte.bsky.social) February 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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