People shared the dumbest things people ever said to them – 23 blithering idiots
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‘Was talking to the cashier at a 24 hour Tesco’s at about 1 in the morning and he said: “I don’t mind working nights because I’m a necrophile.”
‘Me: “Do you mean nocturnal?”‘
chayay123
14.
‘A supervisor told me “You can only get sick, if you want to be sick”.’
Donut106
15.
‘A guy asked me if Hitler was before or after 2nd World War. We are both native Germans.’
Kilimandijaro
16.
‘I have a “friend” who doesn’t believe many things if he hasn’t experienced them himself. Ex: He told me he doesn’t believe allergies are real. I asked why not? He replied, “Well I’ve never had them. It’s all in people’s minds.”
JabberJaahs
17.
‘I had an acquaintance claim that the earth must be flat because nobody’s talking about the white landmass around the map and how it’s a cover-up. He was pointing at the white rectangular border of the paper.’
Banan4Express
18.
“I’m studying Physics at Uni.”
“Oh cool! Like Esp, Mind over Matter stuff?”
‘He seemed disappointed when I said no.’
Kenobi_01
19.
“I thought windmills cool down the earth to stop global warming”.
missionshitpost
20.
‘My grandma’s friend and her daughter said they could hear the International Space Station fly overhead. It sound like “wooosh” lol.’
thebookofrook
21.
I had a classmate in high school bio once say she wanted to move to Australia. When asked why, she replied, “I want to look out my window and see giraffes in my yard.” No amount of convincing or documentation would convince her that giraffes were in Africa and not Australia.
ThunderDash
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‘Me, the IT person, walking past a user in the office, that was at her desk. Her computer was slow that day. No one ever realized that having open 12 programs at once and 15 tabs in internet explorer would slow down the junky PCs we had. I said it over and over, but what would the IT guy know about computer performance?
‘She yells out, My computer is connected with a blue network cable and the rest of yours are all yellow. Mine must connect somewhere else and that’s the reason why it runs so slow.’
cjynx
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‘A work colleague once asked whether any of those ancient prophecies about the end of the world actually came true …’
wisdomWhisper
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