25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
girlfriend: do that thing i like
me: *loads the dishwasher correctly*
— inkedupandsonic (@sonictyrant.bsky.social) February 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
14.
i only took this job in sales for a global prosthetics company so i could tell everyone that i was an international arms dealer
— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) February 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
15.
Yeah I know people say anxiety is bad, but mine has just been collecting all the possible things that can go wrong so far. Once it has an exhaustive catalog of every possible mishap, it’ll move on to suggesting solutions and then you better watch out.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumail.bsky.social) February 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
16.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Not an anchovy, though – don’t take the piss.
— Jason (@nickmotown.bsky.social) February 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
17.
Delivering a devastating burn to extroverts by calling them Billy Some-Mates
— Chrissy Derbyshire (@chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social) February 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
18.
no offence to this person but I have never wanted to click on an article less
— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern.bsky.social) February 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
19.
starting a very specific type of freelance editing business where i go into all your essays and cross out "but here's the thing"
— mel thomas (@pagemelt.bsky.social) February 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
20.
I was having a good hair day so I took the pantyhose off my head while I was robbing the 7-Eleven
— Salty MacTavish (@saltymactavish.bsky.social) February 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
21.
Brian Eno's "Ambient 1" only sold 10,000 copies, but everyone who bought it went on to start an airport.
— Strategic Tape Reserve (@strategictaper.bsky.social) February 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
22.
Ok, we’ve got the fifty story hulking lizard monster…like a dinosaur but it breathes fire. But we need a potential nemesis…something that could take on this titan and win. Ideas?
♂️: Moth.
— Hank Green (@hankgreen.bsky.social) February 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
23.
Elon Musk would have cut George and Ringo to increase Beatle efficiency.
— Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) February 19, 2025 at 5:36 AM
24.
[restaurant]
me: *pointing* I’ll have that platter for one please
server: sorry sir, but that’s the all-you-can-eat buffet table
me: challenge accepted
— bacon popsicle (@gupton68.bsky.social) February 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
25.
If you want a reply from Santa, now's the time to write. The guy's just sitting on his ass.
— Kip Conlon (@kipconlon.bsky.social) February 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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