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People are sharing lies they tell their girlfriends and wives, and it’s a lot more wholesome than you’d expect – 19 of the best

11.

That she’s the cutest thing in the entire world.

I have eyes, I’ve seen Moodeng.
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12.

“What are you thinking about?”

“Oh, nothing.”

Nah, not nothing. Instead, my mind is going down some stupid rabbit hole… such as how much power could I actually get for free if I built a copper coil and put it close to the power line? How could I regulate the voltage to 120 volts?

Or maybe what would happen if everyone ACTUALLY stopped using Facebook?

Or how could I totally reverse engineer a washing machine timer? I’ve read the wiring diagrams many times but never actually understood them.
38DDs-please

13.

A round of golf takes 8 hours.
Master-T-Baggins

14.

That the dog and I didn't have our evening treats yet!

Image of a man holding up a tiny puppy
Swgx2023
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15.

That the hedgehogs we rescued and took to the rescue centre this week are alive and doing well.
BarrieDalenick

16.

That I quit smoking pot years ago, lol.
Hanna-Smith99

17.


I did not put onions in this dish. They are definitely not cut really small so you don’t notice them.

18.

Oh, I love the new humorous socks/shirts/ties and I’ll be sure to wear them to work. That oversized rayon Star Wars button-up will surely impress.
mechy84

19.


Of course I don’t pee in the shower.

YaksDontBend

Wagatha Christie entered the chat. Actually, it was xoxo-beauty.

Not a man but my boyfriend constantly tells me he’s just about to leave work when I know for a fact he’s still playing League of Legends with his buddies. The game score tracker website doesn’t lie, honey.

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