
People are sharing lies they tell their girlfriends and wives, and it’s a lot more wholesome than you’d expect – 19 of the best
11.
That she’s the cutest thing in the entire world.
I have eyes, I’ve seen Moodeng.
GI-robots-alt
12.
“What are you thinking about?”
“Oh, nothing.”
Nah, not nothing. Instead, my mind is going down some stupid rabbit hole… such as how much power could I actually get for free if I built a copper coil and put it close to the power line? How could I regulate the voltage to 120 volts?
Or maybe what would happen if everyone ACTUALLY stopped using Facebook?
Or how could I totally reverse engineer a washing machine timer? I’ve read the wiring diagrams many times but never actually understood them.
38DDs-please
13.
A round of golf takes 8 hours.
Master-T-Baggins
14.
Swgx2023
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That the hedgehogs we rescued and took to the rescue centre this week are alive and doing well.
BarrieDalenick
16.
That I quit smoking pot years ago, lol.
Hanna-Smith99
17.
I did not put onions in this dish. They are definitely not cut really small so you don’t notice them.
18.
Oh, I love the new humorous socks/shirts/ties and I’ll be sure to wear them to work. That oversized rayon Star Wars button-up will surely impress.
mechy84
19.
Of course I don’t pee in the shower.
YaksDontBend
Wagatha Christie entered the chat. Actually, it was xoxo-beauty.
Not a man but my boyfriend constantly tells me he’s just about to leave work when I know for a fact he’s still playing League of Legends with his buddies. The game score tracker website doesn’t lie, honey.
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