25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
Never more energized and powerful than when I try to go to bed at a reasonable hour
— donni saphire (@donni.bsky.social) March 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
14.
interviewer: it says here you’re not afraid to challenge authority
me: no it doesn’t
— Dropped Mike (@rebrafsim.bsky.social) March 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
15.
Sure, make fun of my cargo pants but sooner or later you're going to need a cocktail shaker or a map of 11th century France.
— Jimmer Cork-Bottle (@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social) March 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
16.
I think lounging on the couch with my pants off whilst munching on a Big Mac is the perfect way to spend Sunday afternoons, no matter how many times this IKEA security guard tries insisting otherwise.
— bacon popsicle (@gupton68.bsky.social) March 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
17.
“Mötley Crüe” would be a more badass name if it didn’t look like some IKEA furniture.
18.
“we’re going to run the government like a business.” – guy who owns a business selling cars that don’t work, on his other business, a website that doesn’t work
— ceej (@ceej.online) March 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
19.
ok i admit it's important to keep your vitamins in a pill organizer that looks very different from the one you keep your dog's pills in, but at least i'm not getting worms this week
— Nate's Myth (@natesmith.dev) March 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
20.
must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
— soul nate (@mnateshyamalan.bsky.social) March 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
21.
friend: Our basement just flooded, we have to cancel game night.
me: *covering phone* that’s a bit extreme
genie: Two wishes left.
22.
I am like if Sisyphus was made to read things that are wrong on the internet every day
— Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) March 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
23.
I wonder if "Dunkin' Donuts" is a sly nod to "dunking" one's donut into a cup of coffee. If so, hilarious
— josh (oldfriend99) (@oldfriend99.bsky.social) March 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
24.
Someone somewhere is gonna make a fortune making fibreglass bodyshells to sell to Cybertruck owners to make their swasticar look like a Ford F-150.
— Sooz Kempner (@soozuk.bsky.social) March 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
25.
i'm old but i'm not leave the concert before the last song to beat the crowds old
— Frances Meh (@francesmeh.reviews) March 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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