25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
For sale: unlimited supply of typewriters.
Missing: infinite number of monkeys.
Wanted: actors for newly discovered Shakespeare play.— Paul Bassett Davies (@thewritertype.bsky.social) March 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
14.
Leo: The bad news is, having your photo taken really does rob you of your soul. The good news is, you are now free to do crimes.
— Sorrowscopes (@sorrowscopes.bsky.social) March 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
15.
"So when you think about it, kissing is just pressing your lips to the sweet end of 66 feet of intestines."
— Gwen Pepperoni (@ladyjimrockford.bsky.social) March 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
16.
so sad what happened to Thunderbird 2
— Toby Earle (@tobyontv.bsky.social) March 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
17.
the eternal question: did it shrink in the laundry or am I just fatter now
— minkitypinkity ❤️ (@minkitypinkity.bsky.social) March 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
18.
I’m not a fan of rocking chairs… I don’t want to have to work while I sit
— Harbinger Of Mundane (@harbingerofmundane.bsky.social) March 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
19.
sry I didn’t text u back, I was in international waters
— Anna Bower (@annabower.bsky.social) March 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
20.
Wife: [driving] can you grab my phone and check something for me
Me: sure what's your passcode
Wife: our anniversary
Me:
Wife: ANNIVERSARY
Me: [sweating profusely]— Grant Tanaka (@granttanaka.bsky.social) March 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
21.
A movie in which Jason Statham stars as a former world-class chef who is now living a quiet life as an international assassin for a mysterious government agency but is called back by his old employer for one last job: catering the wedding of the ambassador's daughter
— the hyperspace (@thehyyyype.bsky.social) March 17, 2025 at 6:04 AM
22.
Very unclear which ingredient to start with.
— Jason (@nickmotown.bsky.social) March 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
23.
TV pitch: Undercover Hoss.
Each week a horse in a terrible mullet wig and ill-fitting false moustache is given a management-level job in a random workplace and we see if any employees notice before someone is trampled/kicked to death.— Doc Hackenbush VIII: So Very Tired (@dochackenbush.bsky.social) March 17, 2025 at 11:25 AM
24.
Should probably throw it out then
— Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) March 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
25.
Bluesky's gonna really take off once people discover joking
— Kelsey Atherton (@atherton.bsky.social) March 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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