25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
In many ways rain is like the water of nature.
LAWYER: I think that what my client meant to say was that he never fully understood his rights during the arrest.
— Crab Man (@crabman.bsky.social) March 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
14.
[at the gates of heaven]
Peter: Big group today, any questions?
Voice coming from a plant in the corner: do we have to wear what we died in?
*everyone turns to look*
Me, naked behind the plant: ok this is worse than hell
15.
nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario
— Town Darling (@towndarling.bsky.social) March 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
16.
i love The Bear because you’re never gonna see a guy more sad about cooking lasagna
— soul nate (@mnateshyamalan.bsky.social) March 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
17.
Happy wife happy life
Control group wife no statistically significant effect on life observed
18.
YOU'RE TELLING US A MINK STOLE THIS JACKET?!
— Greeneville Zoo (@greenevillezoo.bsky.social) March 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
19.
Me trying to leave the group chat without anyone noticing.
— Balderdash (@balderdash.bsky.social) March 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
20.
Pretty sure if you’re a dog owner it’s some sort of law that, when you’ve finished eating something, you have to hold up both hands and turn them to show both sides whilst saying “All gone” to your dog to prove you’re not holding out and hiding food from them.
— Amanda (@pandamoanimum.bsky.social) March 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
21.
“we need to talk about the elephant in the room” bro if there’s an elephant in the room i guarantee that is the only thing we’re gonna talk about
— FROVO (@frovo.bsky.social) March 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
22.
Felt something graze my side whilst I was in bed… upon closer inspection it was a fat spider crawling up my body.
So naturally I'm not sleeping tonight and our house is up for a quick sell and we are sad to be moving out of bristol… tomorrow.
— Andy Medlyn (@drewbear84.bsky.social) March 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
23.
Sorry for not having a better life plan but given how I existed off nothing but cigarettes and Panda Express for 20 years I never expected to live this long
— Coach Rusty (@coachrusty.bsky.social) March 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
24.
You can’t have your cake and eat it too (I ate your cake)
— Cap’n Watsisname (@capnwatsisname.bsky.social) March 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
25.
What did the cowboy pay for his Australian marsupials? A buck a roo. Sometimes I fear I'll never experience true joy again.
— Ray (@sireviscerate.bsky.social) March 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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