25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
I routinely give myself menial tasks and reward myself with food after completing them. I am my own dog.
— Samuel H. Lowe (@samuelhlowe.bsky.social) March 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
14.
i think what's so inspiring about magnets is they can stick to your fridge but they don't Have to and many won't
— more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho.bsky.social) March 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
15.
Interesting that you support onerous government regulations yet you’re also a fan of many superheroes who got their powers from workplace accidents
— pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” (@pixelatedboat.bsky.social) March 28, 2025 at 11:24 AM
16.
So weird, that this was a company anyway. It's like finding out that hopscotch has gone bankrupt
— Dave Bulmer (@demontomatodave.bsky.social) April 1, 2025 at 10:05 AM
17.
Authored television documentaries now all feature attractive / famous people who are strangely unaware that any books have ever been written on a subject which they claim fascinates them. They decide to drive round where it happened until all the facts from the books gather naturally around them.
— Joel Morris (@gralefrit.bsky.social) March 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
18.
Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar.bsky.social) March 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
19.
all my school reports:
20.
as a california native I feel qualified to say this may be the most california headline ever
— shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) March 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
21.
ME: tell me your weaknesses
INTERVIEWER: hey I'm interviewing you!
ME: *writes ‘hostile'*
INTERVIEWER: what's that say?
ME: *writes ‘overly suspicious’*
— Kalvin the Reindeer (@kalvinmacleod.bsky.social) April 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
22.
Turns out that Marine Le Pen isn’t a biro that works underwater. My bad.
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@rogerquimbly.bsky.social) April 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM
23.
“Where can I find the paper towels?”
“Who’s asking?”— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) April 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
24.
Me and all the girls serving 30-year prison sentences for throwing Kraft singles at Cybertrucks
— Blue sky nice guy (@rajandelman.bsky.social) April 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
25.
“Got your nose!”
“Oh my god you’ve got my nose!”
— Glenn Moore (@thenewsatglenn.bsky.social) April 1, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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