People shared things they do in a hotel room but would never dream of doing at home – 21 of the funniest and most totally on-point
12.
‘Take 50-70min hot showers. I’ll just chill in there.’
JordoHash710
13.
‘Turn the AC all the way up.
‘I’m not doing that shit at home cause I pay the bills.’
pineappledaddy
14.
‘Throw my towels on the floor without fear of reprisal.’
Pond-James-Pond
15.
‘Write “get out” with a thin layer of soap on the mirror in the bathroom, so when the next person uses the shower and it fogs up they think there’s a poltergeist in there with them.’
matike
16.
‘Eat pizza in bed naked while watching cable TV.
‘When traveling solo, always pick a room with two beds. That way you have an eating bed and a sleeping bed. It’s the closest we’ll get to royalty, folks.’
FlamingoDingus
17.
‘Live out of a suitcase. I never use the dressers and only utilize the closet to hang special event clothing if that’s what I’m traveling for.’
magicrowantree
18.
‘Find a bible.’
Izlude
19.
‘Tolerate sleeping in a bed where I know hundreds of men have ejaculated in.’
PhilipSeymourCoffin
20.
‘Fill up the sink with ice and beers.’
Swimming-Ad5561
21.
‘Check the sheets for bugs.’
Dirges2984
Last word to this person.
‘I shouldn’t read this thread. I’m a hotel manager.’
NotLegitMustQuit
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