25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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The MAGAs talk about "freedom" and then they literally make laws about men wearing clothing deemed "too feminine". I declare mullets to be women's haircuts. Your move, Cletus
— Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) June 4, 2025
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I'm old, but not rinsing a Ziplock plastic bag to reuse it later because it wasn't that dirty, old.
— Granite Man (@GraniteDhuine) June 4, 2025
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hate to brag but someone told me I was a real asset today. they pronounced it “ass-hat” but I’m pretty sure that’s just their accent
— Functionally Feral (@FeralFerrell) June 2, 2025
16.
“How’d your bus driving test go mate”?”
“Failed me over some woke bullshit” pic.twitter.com/C08CRGHTgM
— Elliot Steel (@elliotsteelcom) June 5, 2025
17.
Millennials use “lol” like STOP at the end of a telegram lol
— Sulla (@gaulicsmith) June 4, 2025
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1995: Maybe I’ll get lucky today and get to play on the computer for a little bit in the computer lab at school.
2025: I MUST to scroll through my phone with my laptop open while I watch TV or I will die of boredom.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) June 5, 2025
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Welp, the kids found the collection of their baby teeth this morning. It was surprisingly easier for them to believe me to be a serial killer than the tooth fairy.
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) June 1, 2025
20.
ok but are the machines taking over taking over, or just taking over like how Dave Matthews Band took over for a few years
— Kenny Keil (@kennykeil) June 4, 2025
21.
There is no better karate lesson than a spider web in your face.
— Sarah Sizzle (@sizzle_sarah) June 4, 2025
22.
Welcome to adulthood. You now identify sounds by how expensive they’ll be.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) June 4, 2025
23.
I actually had to go inside of the bank just like the pilgrims did.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) June 4, 2025
24.
either i need to make more money or beef jerky needs to cost less of it
— Jenna SaysQuoi (@jennasaysquoi) June 4, 2025
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Flight Fact: Ryanair have won ‘the most unpopular airline’ trophy 6 years in a row. If they retain it again next year, they'll break the record set by the Luftwaffe.
— Stansaid Airport (@StansaidAirport) June 4, 2025
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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