25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
Sick of everything being Orwellian or Kafkaesque. I demand more Scarrylous situations, where animals drive vehicles and run small businesses.
— Steven (with a PH) (@sjksalisbury.bsky.social) July 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
14.
My coworkers often come to me with their problems. Just this morning Alan was asking how he could get me to stop throwing pen lids at him
— mindflakes (@mindflakes.bsky.social) July 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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i believe i've just invented a new type of sandwich: the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. you may be thinking, "how is that different from a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?" well, this sandwich has not only peanut butter, but jelly as well, making it essentially a peanut butter and jel– ah shit
— Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) July 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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call me old fashioned if you must but when i see a mouse i'm always gonna say eek. it's not about being trendy for me
— more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho.bsky.social) July 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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Music FACT: Australian singer-songwriter Sia has a younger sister called Wouldntwannabia.
— Glennyrodge (@glennyrodge.bsky.social) July 20, 2025 at 11:17 AM
18.
How are they still making Avengers movies, isn’t everyone avenged by now
— Sophie Hall (@sophlouisehall.bsky.social) July 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Him: Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
Her, holding a sign: Sir, this is a protest march.
20.
Watching the X-Files. it’s always something with these two
— Ed Zitron (@edzitron.com) July 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
21.
Look at me! I'm a human! I take the stairs! I have anxiety!
— Sebas (@ohlookbirdies.bsky.social) July 20, 2025 at 7:59 AM
22.
Evidence has been unearthed proving that Jesus was married. Archaeologists have found what is believed to be the world's first John Lewis voucher, gifted to him by the disciples
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy.bsky.social) July 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
23.
My wife just texted me “Lasagne at 6 o’clock” so I immediately looked behind me.
— Moose Allain (@mooseallain.bsky.social) July 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
24.
Listen. Life is short. Take the vacation. Eat the dessert. Dress like an elderly British woman to defy custody laws and see your kids. Get the guacamole yes I know it’s extra. Be extra.
— stabke (@stabke.bsky.social) July 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
25.
You already had coffee. How do you not remember getting coffee?
— Ward Q. Normal (he/him) (@wardqnormal.bsky.social) July 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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