Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
"Do one scary thing every day"
ok well, I have to take the recycling out and I'm an introvert and there could be neighbors
— meghan (@deloisivete) August 19, 2025
14.
Babe are you okay you didn’t make the stud finder joke when you put up the shelf
— Brunette Bohemian (@Jane_Doe82) August 17, 2025
15.
When it’s 3 am but you had a cold brew at 6 pm pic.twitter.com/e4a0ll0i3x
— Aleks Phoenix (@AleksPhoenix) August 18, 2025
16.
I tried to flirt with the waitress at the internet café, but I couldn't form a connection with the server.
— Daniel Edison (@DanEdisonComedy) August 19, 2025
17.
I was invited to appear on Four In A Bed but I completely misconstrued what the programme was about. My apologies to Dave, Jeff and Hilda and I promise that I won’t ever stay at your B&B again.
— Sir Frank Marcois (@frankmarcois) August 20, 2025
18.
"I don't drink coffee" is the new "I'm vegan.”
— Doc Johnny Fever (@NikiMarinis) August 20, 2025
19.
Me: people are going to body shame no matter the size so you may as well have some cake
Them: okay, ma’am, but you still can’t bring a sheet cake into the movie theater
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) August 21, 2025
20.
Cannibals never cook instant noodles.
They prefer raw men.
— . (@jtothet) August 20, 2025
21.
Always on the struggle bus, never the struggle yacht.
— SD (@StupiDucker) August 20, 2025
22.
Electric company survey: You are using 47% more electricity than your neighbors.
Me [looking at my 4 kids on their gaming PCs while charging 18 devices and streaming music through their Alexas while their ceiling fans are on a speed that's causing dust devils]: No kidding.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) August 20, 2025
23.
I hope this email doesn’t find you. Be free and live as I cannot
— Neil Renic (@NC_Renic) August 21, 2025
24.
As a kid, I thought Skeletor was terrifying. As an adult, I realize he was just exhausted, hungry, and surrounded by fools.
— 尺乇乃乇ccﾑ (@cheeky__gal) August 18, 2025
25.
Whenever I see chocolate I hear two voices. One says, “Eat that chocolate” and the other says, “You heard him.”
— M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™ (@MonotoneofBill) August 20, 2025
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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