25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
Google Maps has alerted me that your mum is walking towards me.
14.
I've discovered a magical land through the back of my wardrobe.
The inhabitants are similar to my neighbours, albeit a lot more hostile.
15.
you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now
— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) August 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
16.
What do we want?
Passive-aggressive behaviour.
When do we want it?
Never mind, you're clearly very busy.— Paul Bassett Davies (@thewritertype.bsky.social) August 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
17.
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
— Dane DragonCon Comic and Pop Artist Alley A11 (@monkeyminion.com) September 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
18.
Me: *picks up a coffee mug with a fan drawing of Wario making out with Dr. Robotnik*
Holy Grail chamber Templar Knight ghost: Are you SURE you want to pick that one?
— Ray (@sireviscerate.bsky.social) August 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
19.
Alien is on Special offer this weekend at the butchers.
— Lisa Saunders (@lisa73.bsky.social) August 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
20.
[1985]
ME: what if we made a movie about science
HOLLYWOOD: no thanks
ME: *thinking quickly* what if the science….was also weird
HOLLYWOOD: I’m listening— Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA (@buckyisotope.bsky.social) September 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
21.
Why is one end of the stick shitty anyway? What have you been doing with that stick??
— Wristy (@wristroom.bsky.social) August 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
22.
You want to verify my age? This should suffice.
— Logical Drivel ↙↙↙ (@logicaldrivel.bsky.social) August 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
23.
This country has always been split into two camps: freedom to be naked and freedom from naked people.
— Julie Lavender Menace (@2tickytacky.bsky.social) August 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
24.
If you've never had your car stolen in France, you don't know voiture missing.
— Paul Eggleston (@pauleggleston.bsky.social) August 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
25.
There’s a lot going on in the world, but not enough to keep adult humans in my instagram mentions from weighing in for three weeks over what the correct plural of Lego is
— Andy Richter (@andyrichter.co) September 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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