‘He’s my ex now lol’ – 14 brave souls shared the wildest things their spouses ever did and it’s a proper jaw-dropper
8.
On our first vacation she accidentally took us to a mountain hot-springs swinger’s bungalow camp.
RB___OG
9.
Husband and I decided to swing by Wendy’s and grab something to eat.
My husband looks over the menu and decides on the chicken ranch sandwich. He orders the chicken ranch sandwich. He discusses the chicken ranch sandwich with the employee. He tells me about how his mom loves the chicken ranch sandwich. He mentions the chicken ranch sandwich several times between the drive through and home.
We get home and he takes a bite of his sandwich then yells, ‘What the fuck?!?’ And spits the sandwich in to the sink. I’m looking at him thinking there’s a bug or something in his food and he says, ‘There’s chicken in that sandwich.’ I was completely dumb struck. He said the word ‘chicken’ at least a dozen times in the last ten minutes. And now he’s shocked he ordered a chicken sandwich? I love this man dearly but wtf my guy?
Mama_Tried77
10.
Spent $40 on a rubber bracelet at a fair that they ‘modified to trap the natural frequency of the earth’ I literally was so frustrated and said, ‘I’m sorry. I thought I was dealing with someone with more intelligence;. I still can’t believe it. It was like one of those free promo rubber bracelets you get.
Adventurous_Light_85
11.
My spouse once bought a giant inflatable unicorn on a whim and left it in our living room for a week. No explanation, just laughter, confusion, and a very crowded couch.
Ordinary_Fish_3046
12.
My husband, who earned his master’s in mechanical engineering from a top-ranked university, placed a full glass of coconut water in the refrigerator door. Filled to the brim. Uncovered. In the door we open and close.
Cold-Camera8732
13.
Sometimes I just stop and stare at how my wife has loaded the dishwasher. Just stand there, speechless.
PicklePot83
14.
I am no longer married, but when I was, my ex used to buy a lot of dumb, sold-on-TV, stuff.
One time, he bought a vibrating hair brush to stimulate his scalp to make hair grow. The thing was hilarious. It was supposed to be brushed slowly over the scalp. He would stand in front of the mirror and brush with that thing for 15-20 min every night.
One time back in our New Age days, we bought a bunch of crystals on a visit to Mt. Ida Arkansas. He had read about how they had the power to help us communicate psychically, so he wired a bunch of them into a headband and used to sit around with it on his head. Needless to say, he looked ridiculous, and I don’t think he ever got any psychic messages. If he had, it would have been laughter.
Rickleskilly
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