Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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Oh boy it’s “don’t disturb the copyright” wig naming season! pic.twitter.com/oHoyLEqTLx
— Phil Incelmo (@WheredJasonGo) September 9, 2025
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Proof that seagulls can't read and even if they did they wouldn't give a sh_t. Seagulls are bastards. pic.twitter.com/YlrR27lVEG
— John O'Connell (@jdpoc) September 8, 2025
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If you haven't gotten in their face while they're sleeping and meowed really loud as revenge are you even a cat dad?
— Schmuck And A Haircut – Two Bits (@SchmuckOnAHorse) September 10, 2025
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Everyone's gangster till a bee flies in your car
— Mr.Carter (@dexteristwisted) September 10, 2025
17.
It could be worse, at least you didn’t run into someone from high school in public.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) September 10, 2025
18.
It’s funny how quickly you can go from peach schnapps to a restraining order.
— Darla (@ddsmidt) September 10, 2025
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I don't want to brag about how cultured I am, but I've visited the outside of many historical buildings that charge an entrance fee
— Craig Deeley ️ (@craiguito) September 8, 2025
20.
First Draft of Email: “Absolutely the fuck not”
Email Sent: “I will gladly take care of that for you”
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) September 10, 2025
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In retrospect, I guess "one drunken night of stupidity" isn't the best response when a child asks you where babies come from
— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) September 11, 2025
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And for my next trick I’ll get distracted mid conversation and forget to reply to your message for a week
— Lottie-pop (@Lottie_Poppie) September 11, 2025
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Me: leaves the house
Smart doorbell: someone is at the door
Me: looks back to see who’s at the door— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) September 4, 2025
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Here's a listing we made earlier pic.twitter.com/7ovBhYZgLT
— (@ceefaux) September 10, 2025
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To catch a hint of autumn in the air, you must think like a hint of autumn in the air. Wear brown and fall out of a tree.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) September 10, 2025
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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